A first grade teacher collected old, well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. Here are some interesting results:
It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.
Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
You can't teach an old dog new... math.
Happy is the bride who... gets all the presents!
A penny saved is... not much.
Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
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