Saturday, November 3, 2012

Thanksgiving Funnies

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes. A building can't jump at all.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

"Quack, Quack, Quack"

What's blue and covered with feathers?

A turkey holding its breath

If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?
Their age!

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