Funny for the day...of course, our church would never do anything like this!!!!
“I enjoyed your little talk.”
“Is what you said true, or was that just preacher talk?”
.“I heard (famous preacher) preach that same sermon on television. He did it so much better.”
“Could you come to my home and preach that sermon to my husband?”
“You ought to hear the pastor at our church. He’s been to seminary.”
“Someone—I’m not saying who—told me to tell you …”
“The game starts at 11:30 today, Preacher. Hint, hint.”
“The previous pastor had a great sermon on that text. I used to love his stories.”
“Now, don’t take this personally, Pastor …”
“So, what does your wife do in the church?”
“Well, all I know is if I were the pastor, I would …”
“Would you tell the music director to sing some of the hymns I like?”
“It’s not me personally, but some are complaining about …”
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